Perry, the dude that has built 2 dick punch machines now, won his fight. It was cool, just trust me. Sorry for not getting to the opponents and their names and links to their Twitters. PLG won his fight against Elliot Sloan. He yelled at him like a pimp demanding results from a whore that owed him money. It was fantastic. He fought his heart out, at one point his leg was twitching while he was trying to get up from being knocked down by several body punches.
You could see his body was telling him to quit, but the fire in his eyes was telling him to go for it. He was god damned champion and fuck you if you try to take that away from him. He was sore and actually bummed out a bit because he really tried his best and he gave Nick a run for his money, even though Nick was built like a Cinnabon. This is where Kit and Dingo really shined. Some guy Mike? Which sounds legit as all fuck. Tully and Katie did their Onnit challenges and the people on the floor below the studio have to absolutely love it, because their jobs probably suck ass.
After clearing 9 donuts, Ellis was in panic mode to complete 10 before the show ended and went for it. Then he proceeded to puke it all back up during final calls, it is unclear what made him barf, final calls or a finger down his throat.
And with that. No fucking jokes, no tada, no nothing. I did the best I could do. But also, fuck. Of time. If there was ever a Friday to not give a fuck, this my friends is the mother load.
Butterballs in her I love Butterballs shirt…. Also to add to the fight night wardrobe, a freshly shaved chest, man shit! His first and quite fitting, Most Stalkable Ass. Then shit got more creepier as some dude got Butt Judged, Hairiest Ass! Then shit got fucking hot, as Katie gave Will, the fans, the world a thesis worthy display of what an ass looks like! Then Kit Cope and Ellis got on some tirade about how when they punch each other in the face, its more sensual and meaningful than when Ellis shoved his tongue down RawDogs throat, which I just find hard to believe but you just read it on the internet, so its probably true.
Film that shit, and give the proceeds to charity! She also thinks is not gay to DP and that Deidre has a shitty jacket. Deidre thinks the show needs more female guests. Enough of that shit though — straight to the Limbo!!! Kenda Perez is fucking hot! Did I tell you Ellis has a stripper pole in his room at the Hard Rock? Oh yeah, Ellis has a stripper pole in his fucking room no joke!
If your reading this, Death! Remember the dude who rocked the Friday show at Ellis mania 8 when he puked on the crew, you know the dude in the Super Man undies, that dude was there again sans the big boy draws. Amanda did a slightly spot on Bill Cosby and former Little Miss Ellis did a pretty hilarious real Jason Ellis, but not the real one kinda the fake one that Rawdog does, he did that!
Before I jump in to the actual re-cap for all of you currently heading to or in Las Vegas for Ellismania 9, I wanted to take a seond and thank all of my absolutely amazing Ellisfam and the guys here at NYA for reaching out to me over this past week and offering support for the tough shit that is going on in my life.
The King of the West is either officially or unofficially 42 years old and unsure about how he feels about it because 42 is old. Good thing she is too young to know about detached retinas. Tim Sabean called Ellis this morning just to see how things were going and ask if fhe needed anything because Ellis is the King of the West and the show is finally getting some of the SiriusXM TLC that it deserves.
Fucking sweet. Way to go Josh. But anyway…. There were some fights on last night with the main even being Jake Shields, which is a drag, because despite technically being a good fighter he is a very boring fighter and there are no winners when your main event is a boring fight. Lots of chicks are ready to get down and dirty at Ellismania and have the oppurtunity to try and beat the shit out of another girl.
Is this going to be the last fight every for Ellis? Ellis is in it for the fans. He kept this going alone and kept thinking that if he kept it up long enough that someone bigger would come along and want to be involved, and SiriusXM is finally interested. Determination gets you everywhere!!! But seriously, back in the day it took work to be a fan and you spent time and effort getting your hands on everything and anything that had to do with whatever you were interested in.
Rawdog brings up a new show being talked about if only by him called Celebrity Champion where celebs compete in gymnastics and have Mary Lou Rhetton judge them. It will be a safer show than Splash where someone thought it would be a good idea to get celebs to high dive with no experience so viewers can look forward to not seeing someone almost die on the show every week.
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